I don’t normally fire people over text, but I wanted everything in writing with this guy

by _The_dude_abides185

23 Comments

  1. thewildbeej

    Well wait a minute, is the queso a blanco? Maybe he was trying to brighten the white? /s 

  2. GromByzlnyk

    Jesus christ. Luckily a little bleach is not unsafe to ingest but this is still horrendous.

  3. therealtwomartinis

    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash the bleach out on the queso, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes “click”.

  4. Enigma_Stasis

    Better to get ahead of that given the spread social media has than let those jokes keep piling on.

    Foot lettuce or third sink bath probably werent supposed to be as public as they became, but that kind of stuff can and does introduce an unwillingness for guests to dine with you.

    Dude’s lucky he got a text that detailed instead of “Joking about putting bleach in food will not be tolerated. You’re terminated, effective immediately.”

  5. Klem_Phandango

    Cameras in the walk ins? Where will we hold safety meetings now!?

  6. kitchencrawl

    Did they sign a waiver to have their audio recorded? It’s a huge violation in Illinois at least.

  7. Shoulda let him quit now you gotta pay him out for a while 

  8. Old_Acanthaceae5198

    Report it to the police. Get way the fuck in front of that.

    ANYONE gets sick with that online and you have a shit storm.

  9. SlippitInn

    But Donnie the Pope said that’s how you cure covid. You aren’t arguing against a King/Pope decree are you?

  10. Can you legally record audio without consent like that?

  11. Crunchy_D

    It’s a good thing I never got caught throwing slices of cheese at the ceiling. Cameras in the walk in? Crazy

  12. therealdanhill

    Can’t even tell a joke anymore smh

    Thanks Obama

  13. GoFast_EatAss

    Servers and bartenders are insane. Don’t get me started on the cooks who have very loud breakdowns every service. By the end I was like, “fuck it, I scored higher than them twice on servsafe, so I’ll cook it my damn self.”

    The old people loved it. I’d stop what I was doing and make whatever they wanted. The cooks would get mad, but I just looked at them like they just farted hella loud. I was a brick in a bad way sometimes, but fuck man old people waiting to die shouldn’t have to wait almost 40 minutes for food after I bring their drinks to the table. I took a lot of shit from those jobs, but damnit I made em happy.

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